1. |
Phantom Man
02:56
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I am the phantom man
Catch me if you can
I'm the phantom man
Sneaking in your house
Quiet as a mouse
Creeping up your back
It's a sneak attack
Hiding in the gloom
Harbinger of doom
Better stay awake
Boots will start to shake
Leave a child in tears
Sum of all your fears
Part of the plan
For the phantom man
Shadows I blend
You can't defend
Don't you run away
'cause it's time to play
With the phantom man
With the phantom man
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2. |
No Job Blues
03:14
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Ain't got no job
I'm a lazy slob
Ain't no work for me
Failure's all I see
Got that no job blues
Nothing here but bad news
Ain't got no work
They say I'm just a jerk
Can't earn no cash
Running out of stash
Got that no job blues
Nothing here but bad news
I can't earn my way
Got no cash to pay
Got no place to live
Got nothing to give
Got that no job blues
Nothing here but bad news
Worse off than a slave
Can't even buy a grave
Sold my wife and kid
Worst thing I ever did
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3. |
Bar Fight
03:02
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It's a bar fight
I'm feeling all right
Don't like your look at me
Come here you're gonna see
I'm gonna take my fist
And give your face a twist
You leave my girl alone
Ain't gonna take her home
Ain't gonna say again
That you are not my friend
A bottle on your head
Your lucky you ain't dead
A chair across your back
A knee into your sack
The blood is gonna flow
Before it's time to go
Your bones are gonna break
Could be your life I take
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4. |
Bog Body Blues
02:46
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5. |
Fat Old Woman
01:48
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Fat old woman
Ain't got no shoes
Them stinky feet
Giving me the blues
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6. |
Moonshine and Wine
02:18
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Moon shine and wine
Gonna get you every time
Gotta live a life of crime
Making moonshine and wine
Moonshine and wine
Gonna make you feel fine
'til your eyes are going blind
Drinking moonshine and wine
Moonshine and wine
Gotta drink it all the time
I'm spending my last dime
On moonshine and wine
Moonshine and wine
I'm floating on cloud nine
'til I fall and break my spine
Drunk on moonshine and wine
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7. |
Little Retard
02:36
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There's a little retard out in my yard
gonna shake that leg
gonna lay an egg
Looks just like a little chicken
There's a little retard that's working hard
Got a gimped up knee
It's plain to see
Lord, take this child home
There's a little retard out in my yard
Got a spastic walk
Damn thing can't talk
Don't tell me that's my child
There's a little retard that's trying hard
Got a messed up face
Ain't no saving grace
Keep it out in the wood shed for heaven's sake
Got a little retard out in my yard
Got a flailing arms
Ain't got no charms
That little retard
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8. |
Rain
03:54
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9. |
Fishwife
02:04
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I got an old fishwife
She's got an old fish knife
She's screaming in my ear all day
She stinks like low tide
She would never abide
Any man who would ever stray
She scares all my friends
And passes gas when she bends
No man can defend from her
I got an old fishwife
She's ruining my life
There just ain't no escape for me
She's got breath like a shark
It gets worse after dark
In her bed ain't no place to be
She's sick in the head
I'd be better of dead
At least then I'd be free from her
I got an old fishwife
She's filled my life with strife
She nagged me 'til my hair went gray
She's got a smile like old corn
I wish I'd never been born
But for now I'll just run away
She's always dressed in old rags
Everything on her sags
How the hell did I end up with her
She's just an old fishwife
Go get out of my life
She's just an old fishwife
Go get out of my life
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10. |
Right Hand Man
03:12
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I'm a right hand man
I work as much as I can
Don't you misunderstand
I got it all in my hand
I'm a right hand Joe
Work is all that I know
I'm always ready to go
Let's get on with the show
I'm a right hand son
A shooting son of a gun
I'm coming down like a ton
I've only just begun
I'm a right hand fellow
Shooting straight as an arrow
Never losing my tempo
Packing plenty of ammo
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11. |
You're Gonna Die
03:12
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You got a woman you love
You're blessed from heaven above
Ain't got no reason to cry
But your still gonna die
Got lots of money in hand
It's time to strike up the band
Ain't got no reason to fear
But your grave is quite near
Got lots of family and friends
To always help you make ends
You're seeing only blue sky
But you're still gonna die
You travel all round the world
Seen every flag unfurled
You never lack for a bed
But you'll still end up dead
For every smile you flash
While you're counting your cash
Don't forget to wave bye
Because you're still gonna die
And when they're carving your stone
You're gonna be all alone
The truth can only be said
That we'll all end up dead.
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12. |
Down the Lazy Fraser
02:30
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13. |
Bar Fight (Live)
01:25
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Blood 'n' Tongue Vancouver, British Columbia
Mr. Fist likes to make music. Mr. Fist likes to make creepy music, assembling sounds and words that ferment together into a bubbling broth of hallucinogenic mayhem.
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