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Nazi Date Rape
08:40
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Nazi date rape is on the rise amid reports of innocent victims of sex crazed socialists. Authorities advise against dating Nazis asking citizens, “Where is your daughter tonight?” Horny Nazis are on the prowl and spreading the shame of Hitler’s hand that never washes clean. Date rape for Hitler is the terrible touch of Nazi scum. Is your child dating a Nazi? The thrill of a Nazi isn’t worth the risk, so protect your children from the Nazi date rape menace.
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Cannibal Babies
06:02
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Cannibal babies will eat their own mothers. Cannibal babies will eat them alive. Cannibal babies are always hungry. They feast on the flesh of their fathers. Cannibal babies don’t cry.
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Hobo Dog Food
05:16
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City officials are sponsoring a program to turn the homeless into dog food. Local business owners have donated funds to help round up the indigent and ship them to processing plants. There, they can be humanely put down and processed into nutritious dietary staples for the area’s dog population. With the homeless population experiencing strong growth, local dogs should be well fed for years to come.
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The Dead Stay Dead
07:57
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The dead stay dead. They stay buried in the ground. They don’t come back again. They don’t walk around. The dead stay dead. They don’t have anything to say. They won’t give you a phone call. They won’t come out to play. The dead stay dead. They don’t have any friends. They don’t ever socialize. They stay alone until the end. The dead stay dead. They don’t haunt your home. The furniture is too heavy. They just leave it alone.
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Machine Sex Porno
05:49
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Machine sex porno. Go so fast and then go slow. Don’t you know. It’s stop and go. Machine sex porno. It’s so hot and then so cold. A gentle touch. Is hard as stone. Machine sex porno. Interchange and penetrate. Change the gear. It’s not too late. Machine sex porno. Grease the wheel. And pump it up. Throw the switch. To interrupt. Machine sex porno. Push the button, to make it go.
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The Car Ate the Cat
09:12
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The car ate the cat. The cat was in the back. The cat was laying flat. It will never come back. Hide it in a sack. The cat was in the car. It was driving very far. Cover it with tar. Scream said the car. Scream for the cat. It will never come back. It’s in the sack. Hide it in the back. The smoke from your cigar is filling up the car. The screaming of the cat makes the car full of hate. The car ate the cat that was hiding in the back. I put it in a sack and took it to the lake. I tied it with a brick and killed it with a snake. The cat drove the car but he didn’t go far. The snake wrapped itself around the cat driving the car. The snake ate the car and then put on the brake. The car drove the snake when the cat was in the sack. The smoke filled the air, but the cat didn’t care. The car ate the cat and took the snake back. The road goes to the lake where we dropped off the snake. The cat was in the sack that we threw into the lake.
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Blow Up
06:32
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Blow up the churches. Blow up the police. Blow up the schools. Blow up the hospitals. Blow up the prisons. Blow up the restaurants. Blow up the cemeteries. Blow up the military. Blow up the courts. Blow up the parks. Blow up the homes. Blow up the grocery stores. Blow up the highways. Blow up the factories. Blow up the docks. Blow up the airports. Blow up the cars. Blow it up good. Blow it up real good.
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Mars Needs Fags
07:25
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Attention earthlings! This is an urgent request from the people of Mars. Our civilization is dying. Our culture is stagnant. We have no other alternative. Mars needs fags! Send us your homosexuals. Sends us as many as possible. Send us your queers, your queens, your sissies and your butt pirates. Send them to Mars! We’ll take as many as you can spare. Send the cock jockeys and the fudge packers. Send the flamers and the trannies. Mars needs fags! Send us your pansies. Send all the leather daddies. Send us your bears and knob jockeys. Send us your dykes. Send your muff divers, your carpet munchers, your lesbos and your bean flickers. Send them if they’re butch or fem. Send them if they’re tall or short, fat or skinny. Any race or colour. Just send them to Mars. Mars needs fags! Mars needs fags!
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Blood 'n' Tongue Vancouver, British Columbia
Mr. Fist likes to make music. Mr. Fist likes to make creepy music, assembling sounds and words that ferment together into a bubbling broth of hallucinogenic mayhem.
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